I really apologize for missing the Carson trash pickup and meeting yesterday. I am full of good excuses though, none of which will help clean up the neighborhood or organize the community but good excuses nevertheless.

First, I am still milking that car accident and full body paralyzation thing I experienced a few years back. Since I am not fully recovered it's still the excuse I use for not cleaning up after myself around the house, so naturally it's also the excuse I am using for not cleaning up around the neighborhood. My poor beautiful wife still cleans up after me, no doubt happy she doesn't have to put on the condom catheters and wipe my [censored] anymore (picture that before you get too upset I didn't show up to help clean up our streets).

Semi seriously though, I woke up sore, stiff, and numb, there was no way I could walk up and down the highway picking up trash, I am a good manager though so I could have at least supervised, sorry I did not show up and take on that responsibility.

Second, I make my living on the internet and some of my sites and domains started getting hacked up and ddos attacked right about when I was going to head up for the meeting. I just couldn't pull myself away from the computer, I had to shut some things down and move some things around until I could figure out who and/or what was attacking me and my partners servers. <em>I did try and call in the meeting though, see my alibi pics below.</em>

I do lots of stuff on the internet so it is not unusual to get targeted by who knows who or what. I have some other sites and blogs that get more exposure than this one so I get targeted sometimes. Once I got a book sent to my little Carson PO Box addressed to Hugh Mann (Human?), the book was titled "How To Hack Paypal" and what was creepy is it was paid for with <em><strong>my</strong></em> Paypal account but I didn't order it, somebody hacked my Paypal account and ordered it for me, how nice was that? Needless to say I had to make some minor adjustments, change all my Paypal and credit cards, and hide out in my house for a few weeks. I do fully expect to wake up some morning with CarsonView.com full of Cialis, Ugg Boots and Payday Loan ads and posts, I will do my best to delete them before the rest of you see them and think that I approved the message, lol.

Anyway, I really am sorry I neglected my community and civic responsibilities yesterday, and I thank everyone that didn't. <em>But look, I tried to call, lol</em>...

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