I really apologize for missing the Carson trash pickup and meeting yesterday. I am full of great excuses though, none of which will help clean up the streets or organize the community but good excuses nevertheless.

First, I am still milking that car accident and full body paralyzation thing I experienced a few years back. Since I am not fully recovered it's still the excuse I use for not cleaning up after myself around the house, so naturally it's also the excuse I am using for not cleaning up around the neighborhood (my beautiful, dedicated, hard working wife that I love so much still cleans up after me, no doubt happy she doesn't have to put on the condom catheters and wipe my [censored] anymore, lol).

Semi seriously though, I woke up sore, stiff, and numb, there was no way I could walk up and down the highway picking up trash, I do have good managerial skills though so I apologize I did not show up and at least take on a management position.

Second, I make my living on the internet and some of my sites and domains started getting ddos attacked right about when I was going to head up for the meeting. I just couldn't pull myself away from the computer, I had to shut some things down, move some things around, and change some IP's until I could figure out who and/or what was attacking my sites.

I have lots of sites and blogs and stuff on the internet so it is not unusual to get targeted by who knows who or what sometimes. Once I got a book sent to my Carson po box addressed to Hugh Mann (Human?), the book was titled "How To Hack Paypal", what was really creepy is it was paid for with <em><strong>my</strong></em> Paypal account but I didn't order it, somebody hacked my Paypal account and ordered it for me, how nice was that? Needless to say I had to make some minor adjustments, change all my Paypal and credit cards, and hide out in my house for a few weeks.

I fully expect to wake up some morning with CarsonView.com full of Cialis, Ugg Boots, and Payday Loan ads and posts, I will do my best to delete them before the rest of you see them, think that I approved the message, and start placing orders.

Anyway, I really am sorry I neglected my community and civic responsibilities yesterday, and I thank everyone that did show up to help keep my neighborhood clean and organized.

<em>But look, I did try and call in the meeting and I did wake up numb, see my alibi pics, lol.</em>
(these are really pics of me in the hospital)

<img src="http://www.carsonview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/markhospital1.jpg" alt="markhospital1" width="533" height="400" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-378" />
<strong>Here I am trying to call in the meeting</strong>
<img src="http://www.carsonview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/markhospital2.jpg" alt="markhospital2" width="533" height="400" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-379" />
<strong>Here I am waking up sore, stiff, and numb</strong>