<a href="http://www.carsonview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cows1200.jpg"><img src="http://www.carsonview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cows1200-300x183.jpg" alt="cows1200" width="300" height="183" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-579" /></a>I have cows in my yard, see the pic, those aren't elk this time, they are cows. I like burgers and steaks but I don't like the cows in my garden. Every year they show up and do damage and cause trouble. A few years ago one fell on my outside water spicket, I saw the cow trip when it stepped in a gopher hole and landed on my water spicket, everything looked normal until days later when I saw the ground was wet in a 20 foot diameter around the spicket, I knew then I had a big problem. It had broke 6 feet under the ground and now was just a muddy mess, it took me days and lots of paid labor hours to dig out and fix that.

Many other times they came and ate and stomped all of the beautiful garden my wife worked so hard to get going, not to mention the heavy footprints that mess up my cute little grassy knoll and the big cow pie shits everywhere.

I also remember a few years back when they ate Parkers cool custom haybail doghouse that he worked so hard to make, and they damaged everything else in his cute little yard that he and Tia had put such an effort into making nice, Parker got no burgers out of that deal.

They also ate all Tia's beautiful roses that she had done such a nice job on and spent so much time tending, and of course they stomped and ate everything in what had been a nice garden, a nice garden that was supposed to be people food, not cow feed, and Tia didn't get any steaks out of that deal either.

Then there is the time one of these big sides of money, I mean sides of beef, partially fell into Lanny's cistern, it is in his private patio, but there is no private when it comes to these money makers. It was a nightmare for Lanny, and a mess, and of course, Lanny didn't get any Ribs out of that deal, not even a Rocky Mountain Oyster, just a big side of ass in his water supply.

New Mexico is a "Fenced State" or some BS that the big money cattle lobbyists pushed years ago, even before we had to license and fence in our dogs, this means it is my responsibility to build a fence to keep them out, not the ranchers responsibility to build a fence to keep them in like dog owners have to do, they can just drop them off in the forest and take advantage of the free food public forest rancher welfare program thing they have worked out and not have to spend their profits actually taking care of and keeping track of these animals, in other words, I put more effort into keeping my dogs under control than these government teet sucking ranchers do with their cows.

Some of my best friends are ranchers, lol, and I am sure they will hate this post, but I say too bad, if you are going to try and make money on cows then you should also take some responsibility for these issues I have raised, don't make me stop eating meat ha ha.

On another note, there have been lots of Alien sightings around my place so I have my camera ready, maybe I can actually, finally, get a good cattle mutilation video that proves once and for that Aliens love spare ribs too...

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