I have cows in my yard, see the pic, those aren't elk this time, they are cows. I like burgers and steaks but I don't like the cows in my yard. Every year they show up and do damage and cause trouble. A few years ago one fell on my outside water spicket, I saw the cow trip when it stepped in a gopher hole and landed on my water spicket, everything looked normal until days later when I saw the ground was wet in a 20 foot diameter around the spicket, I knew then I had a big problem. It had broke 6 feet under the ground and now was just a muddy mess, it took me days and lots of paid labor hours to dig out and fix that.

Many other times they came and ate and stomped all of the beautiful garden my wife worked so hard to get going, not to mention the heavy footprints that mess up my cute little grassy knoll and the big cow pie shits everywhere.

I also remember a few years back when they ate Parkers cool custom haybail doghouse that he worked so hard to make, and they damaged everything else in his cute little yard that he and Tia had put such an effort into making nice, Parker got no burgers out of that deal.

They also ate all Tia's beautiful roses that she had done such a nice job getting together, and of course stomped and ate everything in what had been a nice garden, a nice garden that was supposed to be people food, not cow feed. Tia didn't get any steaks out of that deal.

Then there is the time one of these big sides of money, I mean sides of beef, partially fell into Lanny's cistern, it is in his private patio, but there is no private when it comes to these money making cows. It was a nightmare for Lanny, and a mess. Lanny didn't get any Ribs out of the deal, not even a Calf Fry, just a big side of ass in his water supply.

It made me wonder, if I put some steaks and burgers out in my yard and the cows ate it, would we have mad cows? Who knows, but they still probably wouldn't be as mad as I am? OK I won't chance the mad cow thing, they are mad enough already, today one charged at my wife in my yard, seriously?

So I know we are a "Fenced State" or some BS, that means it is my responsibility to build a fence to keep them out, not the ranchers, they can just drop them off in the forest and take advantage of their free food forest rancher welfare program and not have to spend their profits actually taking care of and keeping track of these animals, in other words, I have to do more to keep my dogs under control than these government teet sucking ranchers do with their cows.

Some of my best friends are ranchers, lol, and I am sure they will hate this post, but I say too bad, if you are going to try and make money on cows then you should also take some responsibility for these issues I have raised, don't make me stop eating meat ha ha.

On another note, there have been lots of Alien sightings around my place so I have my camera ready, maybe I can actually, finally, get a good cattle mutilation video that proves once and for that Aliens love spare ribs too?

Come and pick up your cows...